Manhattan Murder Mystery Quotes

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Hotel night clerk: You are with police? Larry Lipton: Yes, I'm a detective. They lowered the height requirement.

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Larry Lipton: My life is passing before my eyes. The worst part about it is that I'm driving a used car.

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Larry Lipton: Here, taste my tuna casserole and tell if I put in too much hot fudge.

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Arthur Bannister: [on the movie screen, "The Lady from Shanghai" is playing] I'm aiming at you, lover. Mrs. Dalton: I'm aiming at you, lover. Arthur Bannister: Of course, killing you is killing myself. Mrs. Dalton: Of course, killing you is killing m...

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Larry Lipton: Claustrophobia and a dead body - this is a neurotic's jackpot!

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Larry Lipton: Ted sees himself as Rick in Casablanca; I see him more as Peter Lorre.

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Larry Lipton: I can't listen to that much Wagner, ya know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland.

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Carol Lipton: Well, listen, I think maybe I will go back to seeing my shrink, I think, I think I... Larry Lipton: You don't have to see your shrink, there's nothing wrong with you that can't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet.

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Carol Lipton: Larry, I think she's dead! Larry Lipton: Try giving her the present.

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Larry Lipton: I like a hotel with lots of blue powder sprinkled along the base boards.

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Larry Lipton: I think it's a reasonable assumption that if you're dead you don't suddenly turn up in the New York City Transit System.

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Larry Lipton: I was in a deep sleep - I was dreaming of roundcar girls.

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Larry Lipton: I'd fix Ted up with Helen Dubin, but they'd probably get into an argument over penis envy; the poor guy suffers from it so.

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Larry Lipton: New York is the city that never sleeps! That's why we don't live in Duluth. That, plus I don't even know where Duluth is. Lucky me.

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Larry Lipton: Yes, of course you woke us - not everyone is up at 1 AM watching the porn channel.

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Larry Lipton: Ted has a mind like a steel sieve.

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Larry Lipton: This guy gets his jollies from licking the back of postage stamps. Ted: I can see that, depending on who's on the stamp.

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Larry Lipton: You're suggesting we try to provoke him into murdering us? Marcia Fox: You have a problem with that? Larry Lipton: Well, either that, or I suddenly developed Parkinson's.

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