Martin Riggs: [Riggs and Murtaugh go to a bust at a "rich house"] Think I saw this house on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless...
Culprit: [punches Murtaugh in the mouth] The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh. Roger Murtaugh: [blood and sweat dripping] Go spit.
Roger Murtaugh: I was driving before you were a itch in your daddy's pants!
Martin Riggs: Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present.
Roger Murtaugh: Hey, Riggs, you really like my wife's cookin'? Martin Riggs: [after an especially long pause] Nope, I'll see you tomorrow.
[Riggs is having doubts] Roger Murtaugh: Why is there a problem? Martin Riggs: There's no problem. Roger Murtaugh: We got one dead girl and one dead guy. The dead guy kills the dead girl, we kill the dead guy 'cause he wanted us to be dead guys - it'...
Martin Riggs: Hey, you know what? Roger Murtaugh: What? Martin Riggs: Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me. Roger Murtaugh: If you touch her, I'll kill you. Martin Riggs: Ha! You'll try.
Roger Murtaugh: [about Rianne's date] The one with the pits in his face? Rianne Murtaugh: Those are dimples! Roger Murtaugh: Those are pits. When he smiles, I can see through his head.
Martin Riggs: Do you really wanna jump? Do you wanna? Well then thats fine with me. Come on, lets do it asshole. Let's do it. I wanna do it. I wanna do it.
[Joshua blasts his way into Murtaugh's house and finds it empty. In the living room, 1951's "Scrooge" is playing on the television] Ebeneezer Scrooge: Tell me, what day is it? Mrs. Dilber: What day? Mr. Joshua: [shoots the television] Goddamn Christm...
Roger Murtaugh: [to Joshua] Looking for your general friend? He's barbecuing his nuts on Hollywood Blvd.
Mr. Joshua: Good afternoon Mr. Mendez. Mendez: Yeah, how you doing? Mr. Joshua: Did you pat him down Mr. Larch? Mendez: Aw hey man, we went through this act already... Mr. Joshua: [Cutting off Mendez] Go through it again! Mendez: Who are you? Mr. Jos...
McAllister: There's no more heroes left in the world.
