The Beast: All I want is to kill you, or be killed by you.
Barber: Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them! Landlady: Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million. Barber: [Does martial arts routine] It's obvious I'm the...
Landlady: You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.
Landlady: So you're on their side? The Beast: Don't get me wrong! I only want to kill you, or be killed by you.
The Beast: In the world of kung fu, speed determines the winner.
Brother Sum: Ever killed anyone? Sing: I've always thought about it.
Sing: I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be the killer! Sing's Sidekick: [looks up] Ice cream! [leaves] Sing: Where? [follows]
Sing: [to ice cream vendor looking at him strangely] What're you looking at? Never seen a free ice cream before? [runs away without paying, laughing maniacally]
Sing's Sidekick: Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing! Sing: I never knew you were so deep.
Landlady: [to Tailor] What's with the red underwear?
The Beast: What is the name of your technique? Sing: You wanna learn? I will teach you!
Landlady: How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say? [sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood] Landlady: I don't recognize this character. What are you trying to say?
Donut: [in English] What are you prepared to do? Landlord: We can't understand what you're saying!
Landlord: [commenting on Sing's newfound abilities] If he studies hard, he could be a doctor or a lawyer. Landlady: A stuntman, more likely.
Axe Gang Advisor: Let's kill them all and make this place a brothel.
Sing: Wow, that's a big fist!
Sing: Fat woman, you're in charge here, right? Landlady: [takes her shoe off, slaps Sing with it] Fat woman, my ass! Sing: I'm with the Axe Gang! Landlady: [slaps him] Axe Gang, my ass! Sing: Boss! Landlady: [slaps him] Boss, my ass! Sing: You have t...
Sing: All right. Now, we will sneak attack and take out that old lady. [throws knife, knife richchets off overhang and gets Sing in his right shoulder] Sing: Erg... Well, I'll let you try one. [stands beside sidekick] Sing's Sidekick: [takes knife, a...
