Quote from : Kung Fu Hustle Movie

Sing: All right. Now, we will sneak attack and take out that old lady.
[throws knife, knife richchets off overhang and gets Sing in his right shoulder]
Sing: Erg... Well, I'll let you try one.
[stands beside sidekick]
Sing's Sidekick: [takes knife, accidentally throws backwards, gets Sing's left shoulder]
Sing: Ack!
[stands beside sidekick]
Sing: Look, just take the knife, aim carefully, and throw.
Sing's Sidekick: [takes knife, winds back to his right, kinfe sticks Sing in his left arm, handle flys off at Landlady]
Landlady: Who threw a handle?
Sing: Quick! Take this cage of snakes and throw it at her. The snakes will all bite, and our problem will be solved.
Sing's Sidekick: [takes cage, winds back over his head, snakes fall out the back of the cage all over Sing]
Sing: You idiot! Now what am I supposed to do?
Sing's Sidekick: Try whistling. I've heard that helps.
Sing: [whistes, two snakes bite him on his lips]


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