Grindhouse Quotes

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Stuntman Mike: [to Zoë] Get ready to fly, bitch!

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Stuntman Mike: [as he rams into the Challenger] Hey, Abernathy, you wanna get hot? You wanna get hot? Suck on this for a while, bitch!

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Cherry: Name's Cherry Darling... Wray: Sounds like a stripper name Cherry: No, it sounds like a go-go dancer name. There's a difference.

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Kim: Now, what did you say after the last time? Zoe Bell: Look, I know what I said... Kim: What did you say? Zoe Bell: I know I said we shouldn't do this again... Kim: No! You didn't say we shouldn't, you said we ain't ever gonna do that again. Zoe B...

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Wray: I like the way you say 'fuck'.

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Kim: I'm the horniest motherfucker on the road!

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Wray: So what are you going to do now? Cherry: I'm going to be a stand-up comedian. Wray: You're not funny Cherry: That's what I keep trying to tell everybody but they all say I'm hilarious Wray: But you're not Cherry: There's a difference between be...

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Dov: But sometime earlier in the night I did have fuckability style, right?

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Wray: Would you quit crying over fucking spilt milk? Cherry: I have no leg!

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Abernathy: Hello sir! What's your name? Jasper: Jasper. Abernathy: Hello Jasper, I'm Abernathy. Jasper: Aber- what? Abernathy: Abernathy. Jasper: But what's your first name? Abernathy: That is my first name. Jasper: What kind of first name is that? A...

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Kim: [horn honks] Hey good looking! We'll be back to pick you up later! Lee: [Jasper laughs] Gulp.

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Stuntman Mike: [after losing the girls] Yeah, yeah, Yeah! Jesus fucking christ... it's about time!

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Lt. Muldoon: Get Lewis down here. Soldier: He's getting his dick wet, sir. Lt. Muldoon: Get him the fuck down here... NOW!

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Tony Block: [playing with Zombie toys] I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.

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Dr. Dakota Block: I want you to to take this gun, and if anyone comes to the door who's not me, I want you to shoot them. Shoot them in the head - just like in your video games.

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Abernathy: [during a high-speed car chase] Did you just hit a boat?

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Wray: That's my jacket. I looked for that jacket for two weeks. Cherry: Oh, really, Wray? How long did you look for me? Wray: The jacket belonged to me. You didn't.

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Stuntman Mike: So, how about that lapdance? Arlene: What's your name again? Stuntman Mike: Stuntman Mike. Arlene: Well, Stuntman Mike, I'm Butterfly. My friend Jungle Julia over here says that jukebox inside is pretty impressive. Stuntman Mike: Yeah,...

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