Abernathy: Hello sir! What's your name?
Jasper: Jasper.
Abernathy: Hello Jasper, I'm Abernathy.
Jasper: Aber- what?
Abernathy: Abernathy.
Jasper: But what's your first name?
Abernathy: That is my first name.
Jasper: What kind of first name is that?
Abernathy: You know what, why don't you just call me Abby.
Jasper: Okay.