Stuntman Mike: Do I frighten you? [Arlene nods] Stuntman Mike: Is it my scar? Arlene: It's your car. Stuntman Mike: Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. It's my mom's car.
Cherry: It's go go, not cry cry.
Dr. Dakota Block: [looking at the glove compartment] I want you to open that for mommy. Can you? [he opens it, and there is a gun sitting inside] Dr. Dakota Block: Take the gun. [He takes it] Dr. Dakota Block: Careful! That's it. And if anyone comes ...
[as Wray is dying] Cherry: [crying] No... you can't go. Two against the world, remember? Wray: There will be, I promise Wray: [touching her stomach] I never miss.
Trailer voiceover: [from segment Werewolf Women of the SS] Featuring Udo Kier, Sheri Moon Zombie, Tom Towles, Sybil Danning, Bill Moseley, and Nicolas Cage [pause] Trailer voiceover: as [pause] Trailer voiceover: Fu Manchu! Fu Manchu: THIS IS MY MECC...
[repeated line] Wray: I never miss.
[repeated line] J.T.: Best in Texas.
J.T.: Hey, hey. You want some barbeque? Best in Texas. Cherry: Oh, no thanks. J.T.: What's the matter? You don't eat meat? Cherry: Oh, I eat meat. I also eat lots of shit. Cherry: [grins] See that? J.T.: What's that? Cherry: Shit-eating grin. J.T.: [...
[repeated line] Cherry: I was going to be a stand-up comedian.
Announcer: [from Segment "Don't] If you... are thinking... of going... into... this house... DON'T!
Arlene: Who do you want to hear? Jungle Julia: Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich. Arlene: Who? Jungle Julia: Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich. Arlene: Who the fuck are they? Jungle Julia: For your information, Pete Townsend, at one point, almo...
Pam: So what's your name icy? Stuntman Mike: Stuntman Mike. Pam: Stuntman Mike's your name. Stuntman Mike: You ask anybody. Pam: Hey Warren, Who is this guy? Warren: Stuntman Mike. Pam: And who the hell is Stuntman Mike? Warren: He's a Stuntman.
Sheriff Hague: Where the hell are you going? Wray: I'm going to get Cherry. Sheriff Hague: Fine, but we're taking my car. [his car explodes] Sheriff Hague: [looking back at Wray] I'm riding with you.
[Kim and Zoe are convincing Abernathy to convince Jasper to take his 1970 Dodge Challenger for a test drive] Zoe: What are you going to do? Blow him? Abernathy: [repulsed] No! Abernathy: [pause] I'm going to insinuate that Lee is.
Stuntman Mike: Well Pam, which way you goin' left or right? Pam: Right. Stuntman Mike: Aww, that's too bad. Pam: Why? Stuntman Mike: Well, because there was a fifty-fifty shot on whether you'd be going left. You see, we're both going left. You could ...
Stuntman Mike: You know how people say, YOU'RE OKAY IN MY BOOK, or AND IN MY BOOK THAT'S NO GOOD. Well, I actually have... a book. And everybody I ever met goes in this book. And now I've met you, and... YOU'RE GOING IN THE BOOK TOO. Unfortunately, n...
Zoe: [jumps up after being thrown from the hood of the car] I'm ok!
Sheriff Hague: Don't shoot yourself. Don't shoot each other. And especially... don't shoot me.
