Quote by: Mitch Hedberg

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.


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Author Bio


  • NameMitch Hedberg
  • Descriptionstand-up comedian
  • BornFebruary 24, 1968
  • DiedMarch 29, 2005
  • CountryUnited States Of America