Quote by: Mitch Hedberg

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.


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Author Bio


  • NameMitch Hedberg
  • Descriptionstand-up comedian
  • BornFebruary 24, 1968
  • DiedMarch 29, 2005
  • CountryUnited States Of America