Quote by: Mitch Hedberg

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.


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Author Bio


  • NameMitch Hedberg
  • Descriptionstand-up comedian
  • BornFebruary 24, 1968
  • DiedMarch 29, 2005
  • CountryUnited States Of America