Quote by: Erma Bombeck

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

Erma Bombeck

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Author Bio

  • NameErma Bombeck
  • DescriptionWhen I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
  • BornFebruary 21, 1927
  • DiedApril 22, 1996
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionWriter