Quote by: Emo Philips

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.


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Author Bio


  • NameEmo Philips
  • DescriptionStand-up comedian
  • BornFebruary 7, 1956
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor