Quote by: Emo Philips

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.


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Author Bio


  • NameEmo Philips
  • DescriptionStand-up comedian
  • BornFebruary 7, 1956
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor