Quote by: Emo Philips

I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.


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Author Bio


  • NameEmo Philips
  • DescriptionStand-up comedian
  • BornFebruary 7, 1956
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor