Quote by: Emo Philips

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You'll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.'


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Author Bio


  • NameEmo Philips
  • DescriptionStand-up comedian
  • BornFebruary 7, 1956
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor