Quote by: Darynda Jones

If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert where your remains lay decomposing for several decades until they're accidentally discovered by some guy on a journey to awaken his spirit at the Salinas Pueblo Missions, can I have your iMac?" I gaped at her. "You've really thought this out. "I love your iMac." "I love my iMac too, and you're not getting her." "But you'll be decomposing.


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  • NameDarynda Jones
  • DescriptionAmerican writer
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionWriter; Novelist