Quotes by Darynda Jones

About Darynda Jones:

Darynda Jones is the American authorof the Charley Davidson series of paranormal romantic thrillers and a young adult series called The Darklight Trilogy. She lives in New Mexico.
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If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert where your remains lay decomposing for several decades until they're accidentally discovered by some guy on a journey to awaken his spirit at the Salin...

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We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

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And," Amber said, practically drooling as she ogled him, "it's tradition for new arrivals to help with the pep rally." Brooklyn quirked her lips in doubt. "Tradition?" "It's a new tradition," Amber shot back. "Clearly the deeper meaning of the word h...

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Thrilled that Reyes and I were outside, and taking that as her cue to get her freak on, Artemis ran around like a gerbil on meth, turning occasionally to make sure we were still watching. And God help us if we weren't.

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I could’ve knocked the shit out of her .She’d have good reason to roll her eyes then. But knocking the shit out of rude people wasn’t my style. Heckling them every chance I got was. Hopefully she’d screw up soon. I didn’t have all day.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you’re done. —T-SHIRT

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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT

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Since I didn't have a candy wrapper to help me with the bad connection I was about to have, I resorted to using vocal sound effects. When Agent Carson picked up, I started my performance. "Agent... Agent Carson," I said, panting into the phone. "Yes,...

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When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

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You still owe me a million dollars." I'd presented him with a bill for proving his innocence and getting him freed from prison. He had yet to pay. Couldn't imagine why. "Yeah, I was hoping we could work that out." "The interest alone is going to kill...

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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

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Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.

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Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. —STEVEN WRIGHT

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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.

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Why do you suppose I’m here?” I asked him. Angel. A thirteen-year-old departed gangbanger. “Just ’cause you’re supposed to be, I guess.

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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.” After a long pause in which he to...

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You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

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Author Bio

  • NameDarynda Jones
  • DescriptionAmerican writer
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionWriter; Novelist