Quote by: Craig Ferguson

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

Craig Ferguson

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Author Bio

  • NameCraig Ferguson
  • DescriptionScottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice artist
  • BornMay 17, 1962
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Television Actor; Film Actor; Film Director; Television Presenter; Author; Novelist; Screenwriter