Luisa: Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea.
Julio Zapata: [walking out of the shower naked] You're full of shit, man. Tenoch: [laughing] I maybe full of shit... but, you've got one ugly dick. It looks like a deflated balloon. Julio Zapata: Well, come and blow it up for me, asshole!
Luisa: You have to make the clitoris your best friend. Tenoch: What kind of friend is always hiding?
Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: I didn't know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, "fine boys"? Tenoch: No, about faggots like you. Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between wr...
Julio Zapata: Truth is cool but unattainable... the truth is totally amazing, but you can't ever reach it.
Tenoch: [after Tenoch discovers that Ana has cheated on him with Julio] How many times did you fuck her? Julio Zapata: Only once, we were really shitfaced Tenoch: When did you guys do it? Julio Zapata: I don't know Tenoch: When? Tell me when! Julio Z...
Tenoch: Did she blow you? Julio Zapata: [looks away] Of course not man! Tenoch: [angrily] Look me in the eyes asshole! Did she blow you? Julio Zapata: No. Tenoch: Did you blow her? You fucking pig! Julio Zapata: Of course not, c'mon! Tenoch: Did she ...
Luisa: Who cares who you two fucked when you come that fast!
Luisa: Play with babies and you'll end up washing diapers!
Julio Zapata: Traveling is really cool Tenoch: Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane
Diego 'Saba' Madero: [giving Tenoch directions with the aid of a map] So you go this way, and then you take this road, and you... Tenoch: Saba, screw off, that's a river!
Tenoch: Me too Luisa: You too what Tenoch? Tenoch: Julio! Me too faggot! Julio Zapata: You too what? Tenoch: I fucked Ceci, your girlfriend! Luisa: What? Julio Zapata: That's not true! When? Tenoch: After the Plastilina concert Julio Zapata: Fuck! Th...
[last lines] Julio Zapata: Check please.
Narrator: Life is like the foam of the sea. You must dive into it.
Julio Zapata: Chuy, nothing like tooting the old horn!
Silivia Allende de Iturbide: Oh, Saba, I didn't know you were here Diego 'Saba' Madero: [on drugs] Oh, here and everywhere
Tenoch: How many times did you fuck her? Julio Zapata: Once, we were really wasted Tenoch: When did you do it Julio Zapata: I don't know Tenoch: Tell me when! Julio Zapata: When you went to Lake Tahoe Tenoch: Where was Cecilia? Julio Zapata: She was ...
Julio Zapata: Fuck "economists" man!
