William Drake: What exactly are you a professor *of*, "Professor Logan?" Wolverine: [Rogue, Bobby, and Pyro look at Logan, none of the kids knowing what to say] [pause] Wolverine: Art.
Professor X: Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here, and you'll spend the rest of your days under the belief that you're a six-year-old girl. Wolverine: You'd do that? Professor X: I'd have ...
Wolverine: Got any beer? Bobby: This is a school. Wolverine: So that's a "no"? Bobby: Yeah, that's a "no." Wolverine: Got anything other than chocolate milk?
Policeman: Put the knives down! Wolverine: I can't.
Nightcrawler: Excuse me? They say you can imitate anybody, even their voice. Mystique: [as Nightcrawler] Even their voice. Nightcrawler: Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else. Mystique: Because we shouldn't hav...
Pyro: [grunts] I don't like uncomfortable silences. Rogue: What are you doing? [radio turns on and "Bye Bye Bye" by N'Sync Plays] Pyro, Rogue, Wolverine, Bobby: [all groan] Ahh.
Nightcrawler: You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I didn't hate them. I pitied them. Do you know why? Because most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes. Storm: Well, I gave up on pi...
Mitchell Laurio: Have a nice sleep, Lensherr? Magneto: There's something different about you today, Mr. Laurio. Mitchell Laurio: Yeah, I *was* having a good day. Magneto: [gets up] No, it's something else... Mitchell Laurio: Sit down. Magneto: No. Mi...
Rogue: Logan, come on. Let's go. Wolverine: Go, I'll be fine! Rogue: But we won't.
Wolverine: Who's this guy? Rogue: This is Bobby, he's my... Bobby: I'm her boyfriend. [shakes Logan's hand and freezes it] Bobby: Call me Iceman. Wolverine: Boyfriend? So how do you guys...? Bobby: Well, we're still working on that.
William Stryker: The tricky thing about adamantium is, that if you ever manage to process its raw, liquid form, you got to keep it that way, keep it hot. Because once the metal cools, it's indestructible. But you already know that.
Wolverine: You picked the wrong house, bub.
Dr. Jean Grey: Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, they don't bring him home; they marry the good guy. Wolverine: I can be the good guy. Dr. Jean Grey: Logan, the good guy sticks around.
Madeline Drake: We still love you Bobby, it's just this mutant problem is a little... Wolverine: [Interrupting] What Mutant problem? Madeline Drake: ...complicated.
[in the X-Jet, being pursued by two fighter jets] Storm: I gotta shake them! [she does a roll with the plane and drops it sharply towards the ground, then levels off] Pyro: [looking ill] Please don't do that again. Wolverine: [looking ill] I agree.
Magneto: [Magneto uses his power to stop the X-Jet from crashing] When will these people learn how to fly?
Nightcrawler: Guten tag. Wolverine: [to Nightcrawler] Who the hell are you? [to Jean and Storm] Wolverine: Who the hell is this? Nightcrawler: Kurt Wagner, but in the Munich circus, I was known as The Incredib... Wolverine: Yeah, save it.
Madeline Drake: Bobby? Aren't you supposed to be in school? William Drake: Do you know him? [they look at Logan] Bobby: That's Professor... Logan. Mom, Dad... there's something I need to tell you.
