R.K. Maroon: [Pulls a gun on Eddie] Let me see that will.
Eddie Valiant: I told you, I got it.
R.K. Maroon: I wanna see it now!
[Grabs the will from Eddie's coat and reads it]
R.K. Maroon: "How do I love thee, let me count the ways"? Is this supposed to be a joke?
Eddie Valiant: No, this is.
[Squirts seltzer on Maroon, then punches him]