[Eddie Valiant sits down at the Ink and Paint Club; Marvin Acme squirts ink from his pen on Eddie's shirt and laughs]
Eddie Valiant: You think that's funny?
Marvin Acme: It's a panic!
Eddie Valiant: [grabs Acme by the lapels] You won't think it's funny when I stick that pen up your nose!
Marvin Acme: Now, calm down, son, will ya? Look, the stain is gone. It's disappearing ink.
[the stain fades away]
Marvin Acme: No hard feelings, I hope. Listen, I'm...
Eddie Valiant: I know who you are. Marvin Acme, The guy that owns Toontown, the Gag King.
Marvin Acme: If it's Acme, it's a gasser. Put 'er there, pal.
[shakes hands with Eddie, who feels a shock]
Marvin Acme: The hand buzzer. Still our biggest seller.