Ian Faith: I'm not talking to this twisted fruit anymore! Hotel Receptionist: I'm... just as God made me, Sir.
Ian Faith: Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.
David St. Hubbins: Can you play a bass line like Nigel used to on "Big Bottom"? Can you double that? You might recall the line's in fifths. Viv Savage: Oh yeah, I've got two hands here.
Bobbi Flekman: Money talks, and bullshit walks.
David St. Hubbins: We are Spinal Tap from the UK - you must be the USA!
David St. Hubbins: [talking about Nigel] I'm tired of sticking up for his intelligence.
Derek Smalls: [from DVD commentary, about Marty DiBergi] He doesn't look Italian, does he? Nigel Tufnel: I think his real last name is DiBergarmo. David St. Hubbins: No! Derek Smalls: No, his real last name is DiBergowitz. Nigel Tufnel: Yeah! DiBergo...
Derek Smalls: We're taking a sophisticated view of sex... Marty DiBergi: Down on a farm. Derek Smalls: Yeah.
Ian Faith: You know what? I quit!
Marty DiBergi: Do you have any sort of creed or philosophy that you live by? Viv Savage: Have... a good... time... all the time. That's my philosophy, Marty.
Marty DiBergi: What would you do if you couldn't play music anymore? Mick Shrimpton: Well, as long as there's, y'know, sex and drugs, I could do without the rock & roll.
Ian Faith: I've got a small piece of bad news. Mick Shrimpton: For a change! Ian Faith: We're cancelled here. Derek Smalls: At the hotel? Ian Faith: No. The gig is cancelled. Mick Shrimpton: Fuck. Ian Faith: It say's "Memphis show cancelled due to la...
