Burt Munro: If you don't go when you want to go, when you do go, you'll find you've gone.
The World's Fastest IndianFran: [to a staring crowd] What are you looking at? Dirty old men need love too!
The World's Fastest IndianBurt Munro: [checking over his luggage] My spectacles, testicles, watch, and wallet.
The World's Fastest IndianBurt Munro: Invercargill, I-N-V-E-R-C-A-R-G-I-L-L. Sometimes I spell it with one 'L' to save ink.
The World's Fastest Indian[calling Tom from Utah] Burt Munro: We did it, Tom. She's the World's Fastest Indian!
The World's Fastest Indian