Hrundi V. Bakshi: [answering telephone] This is 469-6151. Please remain connected to the telephone.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: It's an honor to have had my hand crushed by 'Wyoming' Bill Kelso. Wait until I tell them back home. [winces, then sticks his hand in ice that contains caviar] Hrundi V. Bakshi: [Sniffs] Poo...
[first lines] Director: All right, cut it! Cut it!
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Excuse me, sir, but, you are, are you not, "Wyoming Bill" Kelso, the famous film star? 'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: That's me, in the flesh. Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh, God. What a moment in my life! Oh, sir, I've seen every one of your films. '...
Hrundi V. Bakshi: [to the bird] Would you like? Would you like some food, Polly? Pretty Polly.
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: [to Hrundi] Oh, howdy, little buddy,
Hrundi V. Bakshi: It's good to have a laugh.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh, big chief speak with forked tongue.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: [to Wyoming Bill] Oh, you got me right in the pantaloons, partner.
C. S. Divot: [to Michelle] And forget about that test tomorrow, baby. You're finished in this business before you even start! You're wiped out! You're finished!
Molly Clutterbuck: Hey, gang. Hey, gang, we're gonna wash the elephant.
Michelle Monet: [about Charles Divot] It's not really his fault. Hrundi V. Bakshi: He's a terrible man. Please stay at the party. Let's have a wonderful time.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: What is this game you call to get the brightly colored balls in the hole? 'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Pool. Hrundi V. Bakshi: POO? 'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Not poo! POOL! Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh, POOO-EL! 'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: That's right! Hru...
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Hello, dog. What do you want, eh? You like my feet, do you? Have your fill and away you go. Feet are considered a delicacy among certain animals, you know. Go on. You've had enough now. Off. Ciao, dog. In fact, there are certain man...
[repeated line] Levinson: Vodka or scotch?
Michelle Monet: Do you speak French? Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well, just enough to get myself into trouble.
