[repeated line] Hrundi V. Bakshi: Birdie Num Num
[last lines] Michelle Monet: Oh, here's your hat. Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh, look... you keep it. Michelle Monet: But you may need it. Hrundi V. Bakshi: No, I'd like you to keep it. Michelle Monet: All right. If you think that you should want it or need i...
Director: You. Hrundi V. Bakshi: Me? Director: Yes, you. Get off of my set, and out of my picture. Off, off! You're washed up, you're finished! I'll see to it that you never make another movie again! Hrundi V. Bakshi: Does that include television, si...
C. S. Divot: You mashuga! Hrundi V. Bakshi: I am not your sugar.
Director: Cut dammit! Cut! Mr Bakshi. Hrundi V. Bakshi: Yes, Sir? Director: Has it occurred to you that the period of our picture is 1878? Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh, yes indeed sir. I am well aware that that is the period of the film. 1878. Director: Mr. ...
Hrundi V. Bakshi: [to Fred] She's having the birdie num nums.
Hrundi Bakshi: Wisdom is the province of the aged, but the heart of a child is pure.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: We have a saying in India... Michelle Monet: Yes? Hrundi V. Bakshi: Yes. Michelle Monet: Well? Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well what?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Hrundi V. Bakshi. Michelle Monet: Pardon? Hrundi V. Bakshi: That is what my name is called.
[repeated line] Hrundi V. Bakshi: Howdy partiner.
Levinson: [Comes in with a plate of hors d'oeuvres with Hrundi's shoe on top of it] Would you care for some hors-d'oeuvres sir? Hrundi V. Bakshi: I am on a diet, but to hell with it! [Takes his shoe]
Hrundi V. Bakshi: This is a particularly good one because it helps you always to remember how many days there are in each month. It goes like this: Thirty days have September, October, June and February, all the rest have 29, except my brother who go...
C. S. Divot: Who do you think you are? Hrundi V. Bakshi: In India, we don't think who we are. We know who we are.
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Where are you from? Hrundi V. Bakshi: I am from India. 'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Got you covered, Injun. Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh! Bang! Howdy, partner! 'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Pretty quick on the draw there. Hrundi V. Bakshi: Never I bel...
Rosalind Dunphy: [Hrundi is clucking over the P.A. system] What in the world is that? Congressman Dunphy: I can't imagine.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Do you speak Hindustani? Michelle Monet: No. Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well, you are not missing anything.
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: I'll stomp you and the horse you ride in on.
Michelle Monet: You were saying something about a saying.