The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! Quotes

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Frank: It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Frank: Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Jane: How could you do something so vicious? Vincent Ludwig: It was easy my dear. You forget, I spent two years as a building contractor.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Jane: I'm boiling a roast. How hot and wet do you like it? Frank: Very hot, and awfully wet.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

[Frank grabs a baseball bat and gets one of the umpire's attention] Frank: Oh, excuse me. Could you tell me... is this an official bat? [Frank strikes the umpire's head with the bat knocking him out]

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Jane: How about a rain check? Frank: Well, let's just stick to dinner.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Frank: It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

[in the midst of a fight in a Conference room, Frank wipes off Mikhail Gorbachev's birthmark. Frank looks at us] Frank: I knew it! [Frank throws Gorbachev through a wall]

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

[Frank has beaten a horde of America's most-feared world leaders in a conference room and heads for a door] Muammar al-Qaddafi: Hey, who are you? Frank: I'm Lt. Frank Drebin! Police Squad! And don't ever let me catch you guys in America! [the door hi...

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Vincent Ludwig: Drebin! Jane: Frank! Frank: You're both right.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Driving instructor: It's okay. Normally you would not be going sixty-five down the wrong way of a one-way street. [a large semi truck appears speeding out of a tunnel towards the car. Stephanie screams, even Frank is terrified, but the unflappable dr...

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!