The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! Quotes

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Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Jane: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Mayor: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy. Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot t...

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

[Jane climbs a ladder] Frank: Nice beaver! Jane: [producing a stuffed beaver] Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Frank: Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Frank: Just think; next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Frank: Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before... birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

[Frank Drebin is emptying out his files after being kicked off the force] Frank: Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent! Ed: He went to the chair two years ago, Frank. Frank: Well, uh... [Frank Drebin quickly sho...

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

[Drebin searches a drawer] Frank: Bingo! [pulls out a bingo card]

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous. Frank: It is. That's why I carry a big gun. Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally? Frank: I used to have that problem. Jane: What did you do about it? Frank: I just think about baseball.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Frank: I'm telling ya, the answer's up there in Ludwig's office. Call it what you will. A hunch, woman's intuition. That guy Ludwig knows a lot more than he's telling us. Ed: A hunch won't stand up in court, Frank. Where are your hard facts? Frank: L...

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

[offering a cigar] Vincent Ludwig: Cuban? Frank: No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

[Frank Drebin walks through town] Frank: [narrating] The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed, and all the questions kept coming up over and over again, like bubbles in a case of club soda. Who was this character in the hospital? A...

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Jane: I wanted you to know, now, I've loved you since the first day I met you, and I'll never stop. I'm a very lucky woman. Frank: So am I...

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Jane: Would you like a nightcap? Frank: No, thank you, I don't wear them.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Mrs. Nordberg: Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing? Frank: It's hard to tell. A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Ed: You want to take a dinghy? Frank: No, I took care of that at the press conference.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Ed: [after Ludwig has been shot with a cuff link dart, fallen off a building, run over by a bus, flattened by a steam roller, and trampled by a marching band] Oh, Frank! It's horrible. That's so horrible! Frank: [comforts Ed] I know, Ed. Ed: My fathe...

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!