Hank Palmer: [addressing crowd of ruffians] Possession of a controlled substance? Domestic violence? That's you. You all right, honey? What other random myriad of fucking misdemeanors is gonna come to light while you're drawing out in the slammer? Fa...
Hank Palmer: This family is a f***ing Piccaso.
Juror #8: Gun control means using both hands.
Mike Kattan: Is this the first time your mom passed away, or is it something you do on all cases you're about to lose? Judge Carter: I'm sorry for your loss. Hank Palmer: First time...
Dale Palmer: [seeing Hank backs the car wildly up the driveway with his father in the car] They shouldn't drive together.
Dale Palmer: What line were we in when they were distributing testicles?
Samantha Powell: Your constant second-guessing of others, that crystal-ball bullshit? That hyperverbal vocabulary-vomit thing that you do. I disappeared around you, Hnak.
Samantha Powell: Whatever had or hadn't happened in the past, I was gonna be the hero of my own story.
Hank Palmer: Dial down the crazy now. Dial it down. Glen Palmer: Don't pat me. Don't pat me. I'm the big brother here. Don't pat me.
