Anne Napolitano: [Jack is drunk on Jack Daniel's] Breakfast of champions, huh, Jack?
Anne Napolitano: Have another one, Jack. It's on the house... just like everything else.
Lydia: How much? Jack Lucas: Well, you're a store member, so we could probably... Anne Napolitano: [firmly] Forty bucks.
Jack Lucas: I was attacked, two kids tried to set me on fire.
Parry: [as Jack is waking up] Hi, welcome back. Jack Lucas: Have I died?
Parry: I am deeply smitten.
Jack Lucas: [on the radio] I told you about these people. They're evil, Edwin. They must be stopped.
