The Fisher King Quotes

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Parry: There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

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Jack Lucas: It's important to think. It's what separates us from lentils.

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Anne Napolitano: I don't believe that God made man in his image. 'Cause most of the shit that happens comes from man. No, I think man was made in the Devil's image. And women were created out of God. 'Cause after all, women can have babies, which is ...

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Jack Lucas: [drunk and talking to the Pinocchio doll] You ever read any Nietzsche? Nietzsche says there's two kinds of people in the world: people who are destined for greatness like Walt Disney... and Hitler. Then there's the rest of us, he called u...

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Jack Lucas: I'm talking to the little people! Parry: Are they here? Jack Lucas: They're saying, "Jack, go to the liquor store and findeth the Jack of Daniels so that ye may be shitfaced, doo-lang, doo-LANG!" Parry: Are they really saying that? Jack L...

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Crazed Video Customer: What I'm in the mood for is sort of a Katherine-Hepburny, Cary-Granty kinda thing. Nothing heavy; I couldn't take heavy. Something zany! I'm looking for something zany... or something modern would be fine, too, like a Goldy-Haw...

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Parry: You have a great set of... dishes. Anne Napolitano: Jack, he's trying to start a con-vuh-sation... Jack Lucas: Then talk to him, he won't bite you.

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Parry: Jack, I may be going out on a limb here, but you don't seem like a happy camper.

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Jack Lucas: I don't mean to be flippant or to enrage you or anything, but you're a psychotic man. Parry: I know. Jack Lucas: A very nice psychotic man. Parry: Thank you.

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Parry: What do you think of the death penalty? John the bum: Death is definitely a penalty! It ain't no fuckin' gift!

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Jack Lucas: I wish there was some way I could just pay the fine and go home.

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Jack Lucas: Jack Lucas: I can't believe I'm on a first name basis with these people!

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Jack Lucas: Hey! Edwin! Hey, c'mon now, I told you about these people, they only mate with their own kind, it's called yuppie inbreeding. That's why so many of them are retarded and wear the same clothes. They're not human, they don't feel love, they...

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Jack Lucas: Where would King Arthur be without Guinevere? Parry: Happily married, probably. Jack Lucas: Well, that's a bad... that's a bad example.

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Parry: [singing] Holding my penis... what a wonderful way of saying how much you like me.

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Jack Lucas: Did you lose your mind all at once, or was it a slow, gradual process?

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Anne Napolitano: Didn't you say that what you liked about our relationship is that we didn't have to think? We could just be there for each other. Jack Lucas: Suicidal paranoiacs'll say anything to get laid.

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Parry: Come back, we'll rummage.

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