Parry: C'mon, Jack, what do you think the Crusades were? A Pope's publicity stunt?
Anne Napolitano: Jack, love of my life, you hate people.
Parry: I'm surprised some man just doesn't come in here and snatch you up all for themselves. Anne Napolitano: *You're* surprised?
Lydia: I have never been through a dating period. Anne Napolitano: It's a disgusting process. You haven't missed a thing.
Anne Napolitano: You're not so invisible. You want a personality? Try this on for size: you can be a real bitch sometimes. Lydia: [Lydia begins to smile and starts laughing] Really...? Anne Napolitano: [smiling] Yeah! Lydia: [laughing] Wow! Anne Napo...
Parry: I'm a knight on a special quest.
Jack Lucas: [to Parry] Some billionaire's got the Holy Grail in his library on Fifth Avenue.
Anne Napolitano: [upon Lydia's arrival for a manicure] Can I getchoo something, l'il kawfee? Lydia: No. Anne Napolitano: L'il tea? Lydia: No. Anne Napolitano: L'il tequilaaaaah?
Jack Lucas: [Swinging on a rope] Thank God nobody looks up in this town!
Anne Napolitano: I've been dating longer than I've been driving!
Jack Lucas: [on himself, and Parry] "Radio Personality Turns Screwball On Mission From God." I just hope that when they put me away, they find me a place right next to his.
[Parry awakens from his catatonic state] Parry: I was dreaming, Jack. I was dreaming that I was married to a beautiful woman... you were in it, too. [pause] Parry: I really miss her, Jack. Is it okay to miss her now?
[last lines] Parry: Goodnight, Manhattan! Say goodnight, Jack. Jack Lucas: Goodnight, Jack. Parry: [laughs]
Parry: I have a hard-on for you the size of Florida!
Jack Lucas: I'm hearing horses! Parry will be so pleased!
Homeless Cabaret Singer: I'm Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Jack - I can't find my baby.
Jack Lucas: Jack Lucas - Found dead next to a dead, naked man. The two were dead. His companion was naked.
Parry: No... but I *do* believe in fairies.
