Wallace: [sobbing] Oh, Gromit! I don't wanna be a giant rabbit! Hutch the Rabbit: Aww. The bounce has gone from his bungee.
[Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up in the Bunvacc] Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want... [lowers voice] Lord Victor Quartermaine: ... toupée, please. Wallace: Oh, grand. We take cheques or cash. Lord Victor Quartermaine: Toupée, you idiot! ...
PC McIntosh: [the townspeople are discussing the attack on their vegetables] If you ask me, this was arson. Townspeople: [gasp] Mr. Caliche: Arson? PC McIntosh: Yeah, somebody arsin' around! One of you lot!
Wallace: Burrowing bounders! They must be breeding like... well, rabbits.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: I know your little secret, Pesto. I know exactly what's going on. Wallace: Your Lordship... Lord Victor Quartermaine: Oh, yes. You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you? You think you can con an innocent woman out of her ...
Reverend Clement Hedges: This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon o...
Wallace: Veg bad. Veg bad. Veg bad. Say no to carrots, cabbage and cauliflower.
[first lines] Wallace: Oh ho ho, cracking job, Gromit!
Lady Tottington: [to Wallace in were-rabbit form] Run, rabbit, run!
Wallace: [tugging on his rabbit ears] I can't answer the door! Not like this! Hutch the Rabbit: [going up the stairs] Charming! I'm Wallace. Wallace: Ah! I already am!
Reverend Clement Hedges: I have a hunch this is going to be a night to remember! Mr. Growbag: I just have a hunch.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: [to Lady Tottington] I'm sorry my dear but I refuse to suffer any more humiliation at the hands of these blundering nittwits. I therefore bid you good day. [Leaves, wearing a rabbit for a toupee]
Lady Tottington: [over the phone] It's a disaster. I have the most terrible rabbit problem. The competition's only days away. You simply have to do something. Wallace: Certainly, M'um. Wallace: [Aside, to Gromit] I think we're about to go up in the w...
Wallace: I'm sorry, Gromit. I know you're doing this for my own good, but the fact is I'm just crackers about cheese. Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology. [Lowers the Mind Manipulation-omatic onto his head] W...
Lady Campanula Tottington: Please, Wallace, call me "Totty".
Wallace: It's a veritable vegetable paradise!
Lord Victor Quartermaine: How on earth would those tiny-minded buffoons ever catch such a big rabbit? Lady Tottington: Mr. Wallace? Wallace: Um... with a big trap! [Gromit slaps his face] Mr. Crock: By Jove, he... he's got it!
[the Were-Rabbit is teetering on the edge of the roof and accidentally knocks down a stone urn] PC McIntosh: Stand back! There may be a large rabbit dropping!
