Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Quotes

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Sweeney Todd: [sung] They all deserve to die. Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why! Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two. There's the one staying put in his proper place and one with his foot...

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Sweeney Todd: [holding up one of his razors] At last! My arm is complete again!

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Sweeney Todd: There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, / And the vermin of the world inhabit it, / And its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit, / And it goes by the name of London. At the top of the hole sit a privileged few / Making...

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

[last lines] Sweeney Todd: There was a barber and his wife, and she was beautiful. A foolish barber and his wife. She was his reason and his life, and she was beautiful. And she was virtuous. And he was...

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Sweeney Todd: [with a smile] These are desperate times, Mrs. Lovett and desperate measures are called for...

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

[from trailer] Sweeney Todd: I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

[singing] Sweeney Todd: Alright! You, sir? How about a shave? Come and visit your good friend Sweeney! You sir! Too, sir. Welcome to the grave... I will have vengeance. I will have salvation... Who, sir? You sir!No one's in the chair. Come on, come o...

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Sweeney Todd: [singing] For what's the sound of the world out there? Mrs. Lovett: What, Mr. Todd? What, Mr. Todd? What is that sound? Sweeney Todd: Those crunching noises pervading the air! Mrs. Lovett: Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, Mr. Todd! It's all around! ...

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

[from trailer] Judge Turpin: [as he sentences boy prisoner] May the Lord have mercy on your soul.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Sweeney Todd: Noooooo! Would no one have mercy on her? Mrs. Lovett: So it's you. Benjamin Barker Sweeney Todd: Where's Lucy? Where's my wife? Mrs. Lovett: She poisoned herself, arsenic from the apothecary round the corner, I tried to stop her, but sh...

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Sweeney Todd: You have a room over the shop, don't you? If times are so hard, why don't you rent it out? Mrs. Lovett: People think it's haunted. Sweeney Todd: Haunted? Mrs. Lovett: Yeah. And who's to say they're wrong? You see, years ago, something h...

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Sweeney Todd: What may I do for you today, sir? A stylish trimming of the hair? A soothing skin massage? Sit, sir, sit. Judge Turpin: [singing] You see, sir, a man infatuate with love, her ardent and eager slave. So fetch the pomade and pumice stone ...

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Sweeney Todd: [singing] Have charity towards the world, my pet. Mrs. Lovett: Yes, yes, I know, my love. Sweeney Todd: We'll take the customers that we can get. Mrs. Lovett: High-born and low, my love. Sweeney Todd: We'll not discriminate great from s...

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Mrs. Lovett: We could have a life we two, maybe not like you remember. Maybe not like I imagined. But we could get by.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

[first lines] Anthony Hope: I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders, from the Dardanelles to the mountains of Peru. But there's no place like London. Sweeney Todd: No, there's no place like London. Anthony Hope: [spoken] Mr. Todd? Sweeney Todd: Y...

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Toby: Let Pirelli's / Miracle Elixir / Activate your roots, sir... Sweeney Todd: Keep it off your boots, sir- / Eats right through. Toby: Yes, get Pirelli's! / Use a bottle of it! / Ladies seem to love it... Mrs. Lovett: Flies do, too!

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Mrs. Lovett: That lad is drinking me out o' house an' home.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Beggar Woman: [singing about Todd and Mrs. Lovett's incinerator] Smoke! Smoke! Sign of the devil! Sign of the devil! City on fire!

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street