Price: Are you questioning me? Sefton: Getting acquainted. I'd like to make one friend in this barracks. Price: Well, don't bother, Sefton. I don't like you, I never did, and I never will. Sefton: A lot of people say that, and the first thing you kno...
Sefton: There are two people in this barracks who know I didn't do it. Me and the guy that did do it.
[last lines] Duke: [referring to Sefton's safe escape with Dunbar] Whadda ya know? The crud did it. Shapiro: I'd like to know what made him do it. Animal: Maybe he just wanted to steal our wire cutters. You ever think of that?
Shapiro: Hey Schultz, sprechen Sie Deutsches? Sgt. Schulz: Ja? Shapiro: Then droppen Sie dead!
[Sefton is cooking an egg] Animal: Where'd it come from? Sefton: From a chicken, bug-wit.
Hoffy: They ought to be under the barbed wire soon. Shapiro: Looks good outside. Animal: I hope they hit the Danube before dawn. Price: They've got a good chance. The longest night of the year. Duke: I'll bet they make it to Friedrichshaven. Animal: ...
[after hearing gunshots, Sefton, who bet against the escapees, glumly collects] Duke: Hold it, Sefton. I said hold it! So we heard some shots. So who says they didn't get away? Sefton: [sadly] Anybody here want to double their bet?
Sefton: What is this anyway, a kangaroo court? Why don't you get a rope and do it right? Duke: You make my mouth water. Sefton: You're all wire-happy, boys. You've been in this camp too long. You put two and two together and it comes out four - only ...
Sgt. Schulz: How do you expect to win the war with an army of clowns? Lt. James Skylar Dunbar: We sort of hope you'd laugh yourselves to death.
Shapiro: I'm tellin' ya, Animal, these Nazis ain't kosher. Animal: Ya can say that again! Shapiro: I'm tellin' ya, Animal, these Nazis ain't kosher! Animal: I said ya can say it again, that doesn't mean ya hafta repeat it!
[after an angry inmate throws something at him] Sefton: Give that man a Kewpie doll.
Sefton: If I ever run into any of you bums on a street corner, just let's pretend we've never met before.
Sgt. Schulz: We will grab some shovels and we will undig that tunnel which you digged. Animal: Shulz, why don't we just plug up the tunnel with the Commandant in one end, and you in the other?
[Duke wants to know who the German spy is] Sefton: It's no use, Schulz, you might as well come clean. Why don't you just tell them it's me, because I'm really the illegitimate son of Hitler, and after the Germans win the war, you're going to make me ...
Hoffy: What's the matter with you, Security? You were always so calm. Especially when you let Manfredi and Johnson go out there.
[after Sefton cuts through the barbed wire to let them escape] Sefton: Let's blow, Chauncey. Lt. James Skylar Dunbar: Let's.
Triz' Trzcinski: [after reading letter from home] I believe it. My wife says, "Darling, you won't believe it, but I found the most adorable baby on our doorstep and I've decided to keep it for our very own. Now you won't believe it, but it's got exac...
Sgt. Schulz: [on seeing the men wearing Hitler moustaches] Bah! One Fuhrer is enough!
