Shrek: Okay, you two, head for the exit! [Fiona and Donkey run, Shrek grabs a sword] Shrek: I'll take care of the Dragon...
Old Woman: [watching Shrek fight] The chair! Give him the chair!
Donkey: [staring at the priest] Mother Fletcher, he already said it! Shrek: Oh, for the love of Pete!
Captain of Guards: What have you got? Old Woman: Well, I have a talking donkey. Captain of Guards: Really? Well, that's good for ten shillings... if you can prove it. Old Woman: Go ahead, little fella. [Donkey says nothing] Captain of Guards: Well? O...