Elin: You know what my nightmare is? That I'll stay in Amal. That I'll never move from here. I'll get kids, a car, a house... all of that. Then my husband will leave for someone younger and I'll be stuck with kids that just scream and nag. It's so fu...
Elin: Is it true you're a lesbian? If you are I understand, 'cause guys are so gross. I'm also going to be one, I think.
Elin: Okay, we'll test it. Abortion... acne... anal sex? No, I don't feel anything, no anal sex.
[Agnes and Elin are trying to hitch to Stockholm] Elin: What the hell are we doing? We must be out of our damned minds! Agnes: Yes, I know. Elin: But we are so fucking cool.
Elin: Nobody's putting anything in me. Fingers maybe...
Agnes: If this is the best you can do, don't bother. Go home, and keep your perfume. We just pretend to be friends because there's no one else to be with. You know what the most boring thing I've ever done is? When you took me to that wheelchair bask...
Jessica: If she's so nice go and make out with her. Elin: Okay, what do I get if I do? Jessica: If you do what? Elin: If I make out with her. Jessica: You'll get AIDS, probably.
Elin: Shit, let's go to the party. I have to anyway, cause my jacket's there. We'll go and hit someone. Agnes: No, I'm not invited. Elin: So? We'll burn the house down.
Elin: I use two grams of milk and five thousand kilograms of chocolate and it's always nearly black and then... then I usually pour in more milk but then the glass isn't big enough. Then I have to pour it into a bigger glass, or another glass, if the...
Elin: I wanna do drugs!
Elin: We're, like, grounded just because I happened to wear no pants!
Agnes' Father Olof: When our class met, I think it was our 25-year reunion, when they found out that I'd done well for myself. Bengt, who was then the class king, he didn't become anything. And the girls who were considered the prettiest, they weren'...
Friend: You kissed her for 20 crowns? Was it worth it? How was it? Elin: Wicked.
Jessica: It's the same with Markus. Although he's getting better now, in the beginning it was just... prrffft.
