Marian Wyman: Are you cheating Ralph? Dr. Raplh Wyman: No, Marian. You cheat. Remember?
Gene Shepard: [when their child walks into the bedroom] Silly daddy, sleeping on mommy
Doreen Piggot: Why don't you go get drunk and pee all over... Earl Piggot: I'm gonna get drunk! I'm gonna get drunk right now! Ah damnit!
Earl Piggot: You know, I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad,middle aged ass anymore! Doreen Piggot: Don't talk to me like that and don't you come back here! I'm not taking you back no more understand? No more I'm not taking you bac...
Claire Kane: Oops, excuse me, sweetie. I really like the Wymans, don't you? Stuart Kane: Who? Claire Kane: The doctor and his wife, Marian. Ralph, I think his name. You know, the ones from the concert. Stuart Kane: He seems kind of lofty. You're off ...
Tess Trainer: I hate L.A. All they do is snort coke and talk.
Lois Kaiser: Don't you want me to lick your balls for you?
Gene Shepard: That was a 35 dollar belt!
Sherri Shepard: Wouldn't it be a trip if Alex Trebek bought a nude painting of me?
Howard Finnigan: Hey Jer, how goes the war? Jerry Kaiser: Bad guys are winning, sir.
Lois Kaiser: [talking through sex hotline] Oh! I can feel your balls up against my ass!
Stuart Kane: Ah, Christ! That's my half supply.
