[last lines] Cynthia Purley: This is the life, innit sweethearts?
Cynthia Purley: I wouldn't know him if he stood up in my soup!
Maurice: Secrets and lies! We're all in pain! Why can't we share our pain? I've spent my entire life trying to make people happy, and the three people I love the most in the world hate each other's guts, and I'm in the middle! I can't take it anymore...
Cynthia: I can still turn a few heads... Roxanne: ...and a few stomachs!
Maurice: Life isn't fair then is it. Somebody always draws the short straw.
Maurice: She can't help it; she never had enough love
Cynthia Purley: But sweetheart, I can't be your mother! Hortense Cumerbatch: Why not? Cynthia Purley: Well... look at me!
Cynthia Rose Purley: You gotta laugh, ain't ya sweetheart? Else you'd cry.
Cynthia Rose Purley: [to Hortense] You look more like me than m'daughter does!
Cynthia Purley: Where's this food, then? I'm ravishin'. [Hortense laughs] Cynthia Purley: What? [Hortense chuckles]
Monica Purley: Can't miss what you never had! Maurice: Can't you?
