Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Quotes

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Knives Chau: Hey Scott! Scott Pilgrim: What the hell... Ramona V. Flowers: Who is that girl again? Stephen Stills: Scott dated her. Scott Pilgrim: Briefly. Ramona V. Flowers: How old is she? Scott Pilgrim: Uhhhhhhhh... [the camera goes into his head....

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Scott Pilgrim: You know what really sucks? [Spells out "sux" with refrigerator magnets] Wallace Wells: What? Scott Pilgrim: [Rotates a magnet numeral 8 on its side, the mathematical symbol for infinity] Everything...

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[Lucas has just punched Scott to the ground. He turns to Ramona] Lucas Lee: 'Sup? How's life? He seems nice.

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Scott Pilgrim: You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let's do it.

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Todd Ingram: I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature, with a face.

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Scott Pilgrim: So what you're saying is we're dating? Ramona V. Flowers: I guess. Scott Pilgrim: Does that mean we can make out? Ramona V. Flowers: Sure.

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[Ramona approaches Gideon seductively] Gideon Gordon Graves: Yeah. Still my girl. Ramona V. Flowers: Let's both be girls. [She knees him in the groin]

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Lucas Lee: The only thing separating me from her is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass.

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Kim Pine: We are Sex Bob-Omb! And we're here to watch Scott Pilgrim kick your teeth in! One-two-three-four!

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Knives Chau: [talking to Ramona Flowers] You broke the heart that broke mine.

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Kim Pine: Scott Pilgrim, you're the salt of the earth. Scott Pilgrim: Thanks, Kim. Kim Pine: I meant "scum" of the earth.

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Ramona V. Flowers: [after defending Scott from Roxy] Do that again, and I will end you!

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Scott Pilgrim: Hey You totally came! Ramona V. Flowers: Yes I did totally come...

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Stephen Stills: Level with me... did we suck? Ramona V. Flowers: I don't know... did you? [walks away] Stephen Stills: ...she has to go. She knows we suck.

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Wallace Wells: I want to have his adopted babies.

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Scott Pilgrim: I can not... have... tea.

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Scott Pilgrim: [Roxy confronts Scott and Ramona] You know this girl? Roxy Richter: Oh boy, does she know me. Scott Pilgrim: [to Ramona] What is she talking about? Roxy Richter: [to Ramona] He really doesn't know? Scott Pilgrim: Wait... [Gauge in Scot...

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Wallace Wells: What a perfect asshole.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World