Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Quotes

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Scott Pilgrim: Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke. Ramona V. Flowers: What did you have in mind? Scott Pilgrim: Oh, come to this first round of this battle of the bands thing. Ramona V. Flo...

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Lucas Lee: Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of the Evil Exes.

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Stephen Stills: I have distressing news. Kim Pine: Is the news that we suck, because I really don't think I can take it.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Ramona V. Flowers: Listen, I know I can be hard to be around sometimes. I totally understand if you don't want to hang anymore. Scott Pilgrim: No, no, I want to hang. It's... You know, the whole evil ex-boyfriend thing... Ramona V. Flowers: Exes... S...

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Scott Pilgrim: That's it! You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity.

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Hipster Bouncer: What's the password? Scott Pilgrim: Uh... whatever... Hipster Bouncer: Cool...

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Wallace Wells: Kick her in the balls!

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Envy Adams: You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst.

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Knives Chau: Go ahead. I'm too cool for you anyway.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Envy Adams: You are incorrigible. Todd Ingram: I don't know the meaning of the word. Text: He really doesn't.

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Matthew Patel: This is impossible. How can this be? Scott Pilgrim: Open your eyes. Maybe you'll see!

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Scott Pilgrim: Oh God! Wallace Wells: What is it, Scott? Scott Pilgrim: I had this totally weird dream... Other Scott: Oh God! Wallace Wells: What is it, Other Scott? Other Scott: Can we skip the dream time? Color me not interested. Scott Pilgrim: Bu...

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Envy Adams: Short answer: Vegans are just better then everyone else.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Lucas Lee: [before doing a grind on his skateboard] Somebody bring me my board! [Wallace taps Lucas on his shoulder holding his skateboard] Wallace Wells: Hi, big fan. Lucas Lee: [cracking his neck] Why wouldn't you be?

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Knives Chau: Is Scott here? Wallace Wells: Uh, you know what... [Scott jumps through the window] Wallace Wells: He just left. Knives Chau: Really? [Scott reaches back in and grabs his jacket] Wallace Wells: Yeah... sorry. [Scott runs away behind Kniv...

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Julie Powers: So, what can I *censored* get you? Scott Pilgrim: Is there anywhere you don't work? Julie Powers: They're called jobs, something a *censored* ball like you wouldn't know anything about. And by the way, I can't *censored* believe you ask...

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Kim Pine: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. Scott Pilgrim: Hahahaha... wait, what? Kim Pine: I mean, are you really happy or really evil? Scott Pilgrim: Evil? You mean, do I have, like, ulterior motives? I'm offended, Kim. Kim Pine: W...

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Stacey Pilgrim: You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend! Scott Pilgrim: Wait who told you? Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace. Scott Pilgrim: He's not even conscious!

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World