Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Quotes

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Todd Ingram: We have an unfinished business. I and he. Scott Pilgrim: He and me. Todd Ingram: Don't you talk to me about grammar!

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Knives Chau: I've never even kissed a guy before. Scott Pilgrim: Hey... me neither.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Scott Pilgrim: Amazon.ca! What's the website for that? Wallace Wells: Amazon.ca

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Stacey Pilgrim: 17-year-old? Scandal. Scott Pilgrim: Who told you. Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace, duh. Scott Pilgrim: That gossipy bitch. Wallace Wells: [on the phone listening] You know me.

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Young Neil: He punched the highlights out of her hair!

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Kim Pine: [unenthusiastically] We are Sex Bob-omb. We are here to sell out and make money and stuff.

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Vegan Police: Freeze! Vegan Police! Vegan Police: Vegan Police! Vegan Police: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: imbibing of half-and-half. Todd Ingram: That's bullroar! Vegan Police: No vegan diet, no vegan powe...

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Wallace Wells: Guess who's drunk! Scott Pilgrim: I guess Wallace. Wallace Wells: You guess right!

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Crash: This song is called "I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad." It goes like this. Crash: [the song last only a couple of seconds] Thank you. Wallace Wells: [yelling out] It's not a race, guys! Crash: [annoyed] Ok this next song goes out to the guy ...

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Wallace Wells: Hey, what's up with his outfit? Guy in Crowd: Yeah, is he a pirate? Scott Pilgrim: Are you a pirate? Matthew Patel: Pirates are in this year!

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Other Scott: And you didn't bang her? Are you gay? Scott Pilgrim: I couldn't stop thinking about my stupid ex-girlfriend. Jimmy: Is that the Uma Thurman movie?

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Kim Pine: Believe it or not I used to date Scott in high school. Ramona V. Flowers: Oh? Do you have any embarrassing stories? Kim Pine: [laughs sarcastically] Yeah... he's an idiot!

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Scott Pilgrim: Why can't we have our own secret shows? Kim Pine: All of our shows are secret shows.

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Gideon Gordon Graves: Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours! *Two hours!*

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Crash: Good evening. My name is Crash, and these are the Boys. Wallace Wells: [yelling out] Is that girl a boy too? Crash: Yes! [girl drummer flips him off]

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Todd Ingram: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Scott Pilgrim: What? Todd Ingram: Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts. Scott Pilgrim: So, what's on ...

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Scott Pilgrim: Wait! We're fighting over Ramona? Matthew Patel: Didn't you get my email explaining the situation? Scott Pilgrim: I skimmed it. Wallace Wells: [shaking head] Mm-mm. Matthew Patel: You will pay for your insolence!

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[repeated line] Scott Pilgrim: I have to pee.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World