Tommy "Tombs" Perello: One Nike gym bag - sixty bucks. One Nokia cell phone - hundred bucks. One ounce semtex - five hundred bucks. Gettin' rid of a dirty cop... [laughs] Tommy "Tombs" Perello: Fuckin' priceless!
Tommy "Tombs" Perello: Don't nobody know nobody!
Teresa Gazelle: I said back the fuck off, you sick twisted motherfucking cunt!
Teresa Gazelle: Back the fuck off! I will blow you away!
[first lines] Joey Gazelle: [while frantically driving] Come on! Come on, kid! The fuck? Look at me. Fuck! Come on Oleg, stay with me. Come on. Come on! Come on, kid. We're gonna make it. Oleg Yugorsky: We're gonna crash!
[upon seeing his father dropping his spaghetti on his lap] Joey Gazelle: [fed up] What are you doing? You taking a collection down there?
Pimp Lester: [threatening Oleg with a knife] Now I'm gonna put a smile on your face, boy... cheek to cheek. You're gonna be the happiest little brat in school. Say cheese. [Divina knocks Lester out from behind] Divina: Who's laughing now, you fucking...
Pimp Lester: [pointing gun at Oleg] Say hello to my little friend! Joey Gazelle: That's real fuckin' original. What are you, a fuckin' cartoon? Pimp Lester: I'm a Mack Daddy pimp! You know that. And now I'm gonna cap your ass, and when I'm finished w...
Tommy "Tombs" Perello: You spill Perello blood, you're deep-six invested.
Joey Gazelle: [On the Ice, about to be hit with slap shots] Don't you do this Frankie. Don't you motherfucking do this! Motherfucker! Don't fucking do this! Don't hurt that motherfucking kid, you fuck! Perello: [laughing] You fucked up, Joey. You fuc...
Oleg Yugorsky: I'm sorry. Ivan Yugorsky: It's okay. We're cool. Oleg Yugorsky: I'm sorry I missed.
Teresa Gazelle: [Joey is going down on Teresa] No, no, no. Nicky's around. Joey Gazelle: No, Nicky's busy. Come on, I'll be quick and real quiet. Come on. Teresa Gazelle: Quiet? I don't think so. Quick, I can believe.
Teresa Gazelle: [referring to Nicky's teacher] She said he's always distracted and he never finishes his work, and she wants to get him tested. Joey Gazelle: Wait, she wants to get him tested? Tested for what? Teresa Gazelle: I think maybe, uh, atten...
Edele: It's all about the children.
Teresa Gazelle: [to Dez] I said back the fuck up, you sick, twisted, motherfucking cunt!
[Outside a strip club] Nicky Gazelle: Do girls really get naked in there? Joey Gazelle: You'll find out when you're twenty-one. Nicky Gazelle: I've seen Mom naked. It's no big deal. Joey Gazelle: Trust me on this one. It's always a big deal.
Tommy "Tombs" Perello: [handing Joey guns] Take this shit and get rid of it. And do me a favor - don't fuck it up.
Anzor "Duke" Yugorsky: The little prick... insults the Duke. He don't eat in this house. You hear me, you little snotface? Stay in your room! Jerk off to your fucking Razors! Faggot!
