Reporter: And what, in the opinion of Your Highness, is the outlook for friendship among nations? Princess Ann: I have every faith in it... as I have faith in relations between people. Joe Bradley: May I say, speaking for my own... press service: we ...
Princess Ann: I hate this nightgown. I hate all my nightgowns, and I hate all my underwear too. Countess: My dear, you have lovely things. Princess Ann: But I'm not two hundred years old. Why can't I sleep in pajamas? Countess: Pajamas? Princess Ann:...
Princess Ann: Do you have a silk nightgown with rosebuds? Joe Bradley: I haven't worn a nightgown in years!
Princess Ann: Is this the elevator? Joe Bradley: This is my ROOM!
Princess Ann: I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there and turn. You must stay in the car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you. Joe Bradley: All right. Princess Ann: ...
Irving Radovich: Joe, we can't go running around town with a hot princess!
Princess Ann: I've never been alone with a man before, even with my dress on. With my dress off, it's MOST unusual.
Irving Radovich: Hit him again, Smitty!
Princess Ann: [as Ann and Joe dance] Hello. Joe Bradley: Hello. Princess Ann: Mr. Bradley, if you don't mind my saying so, I think you are a ringer. Joe Bradley: Wha - oh, thanks very much. Princess Ann: You spent the whole day doing things I've alwa...
[On whether to do an exploitation article about Princess Ann] Irving Radovich: She's fair game, Joe. It's always open season on princesses.
Irving Radovich: Hey, er, anybody ever tell you you're a dead ringer for... [Joe kicks him under the table] Irving Radovich: Ow! Well, I guess I'll be going! Joe Bradley: Oh, don't do a thing like that, Irving. Sit down, join us, join us. Irving Rado...
Dr. Bonnachoven: The best thing I know is to do exactly what you wish for a while.
Joe Bradley: Now, come on. You're not that drunk. Princess Ann: [laughing] If you're so smart I'm not drunk at all. I'm just being [her head falls against his chest] Princess Ann: verrrrry haaaappy...
[the General mentions Princess Ann's duty] Princess Ann: Your Excellency, I trust you will not find it necessary to use that word again. Were I not completely aware of my duty to my family and to my country, I would not have come back tonight... or i...
[in a taxi in Rome; Princess Ann is drugged] Joe Bradley: Where do you live? Princess Ann: [mumbles drunkenly] ... Colosseum... Joe Bradley: [to taxi driver] She lives in the Colosseum. Cab Driver: Is wrong address!
Princess Ann: I could do some of the things I've always wanted to. Joe Bradley: Like what? Princess Ann: Oh, you can't imagine. I-I'd do just whatever I liked all day long.
Princess Ann: At midnight, I'll turn into a pumpkin and drive away in my glass slipper. Joe Bradley: And that will be the end of the fairy tale.
Princess Ann: Have I been here all night, alone? Joe Bradley: If you don't count me, yes. Princess Ann: So I've spent the night here - with you? Joe Bradley: Well now, I-I don't know that I'd use those words exactly, but uh, from a certain angle, yes...
