Rani: [Drunk and Crying] My condition is like Gupta Uncle. He had cancer but never smoked cigarettes or consumed alcohol. It would be better if he did.
Marcello: Indian cook best, but Italian kiss best. Best, best, best. Rani: [in Hindi] Indians are best at everything. Pick out any Emraan Hashmi film, you'll find the best kissing. Marcello: Indians best kissing? Show. Prove it! Rani: [Confused] Kiss...
Vijayalakshmi: Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it!
Rani: [Snaps at Vijaylakshmi] I think Vijay is having sex in London!
Rani: I thought that robber such a lesson, that he'll think twice before messing with any Delhi girl
Rani: [to Olexander] My sense of humour is very nice. You'll find out soon. [laughs loudly]
Rani: Foreigners find Lajpat Nagar very funny!
Rani's Grandma: [Calling Rani from India] What have you been up to? Rani: I'm watching television. Rani's Grandma: If you wanted to just watch television, why go so far?
Rani: [Drunk] Oh! My life is ruined! So ruined!
Vijayalakshmi: So what if you lost a Vijay, at least you gained a Vijaylakshmi!
Rani: [Drunk; Crying; Talking to Vijaylakshmi] Look at me! I am alone because of him! I'm doing everything alone. Crossing roads alone. Seeing the Eiffel Tower alone. Fighting muggers alone.
Vijay: [to Rani] [Last Lines] Vijay: Rani, please don't leave me. I really love you. I am sorry. [Rani hugs him, walks out of his house]
Rani: [Drunk, Talking to strangers in Paris] Rain! It rains in India too.
