Steve: [skeleton hits the windshield] Oh, shit!
Steve: No. I'll do it. Let me go. Diane: You can't go. You're the only one strong enough to hold the rope.
Steve: I'm outta here! See ya early. Robbie: I'm outta here! Diane: You I can handle. Robbie: I got school! Diane: Breakfast first. Robbie: All right, I'll just flunk.
Diane: Jesus, don't do that. You wanna see your mommy lying in a cigar box covered in licorice?
Diane: The TV people? Carol Anne: Up there. Diane: Do you see them? Carol Anne: Uh uh... do you? Diane: Uh uh.
Carol Anne: Mommy didn't cook any dinner. Diane: We'll go to Pizza Hut, all right?
Carol Anne: That burned! Diane: Sorry, baby, floor needed more wax.
Steve: I hate Pizza Hut! Where's supper? I don't understand, Diane. What the hell's going on around here?
Carol Anne: You promised pizza.
Dr. Lesh: Diane, the determination is to whether your home is haunted is... is not very easy. I... what I meant to say was it might very well be a poltergeist intrusion instead of a classic haunting.
Tangina: You can't choose between life and death when we're dealing with what is in between. Now tell her before it's too late. Diane: Run to the light, baby. Mommy is in the light. Tangina: Tell her you're waiting for her. Diane: Mommy's waiting for...
Tangina: This house has many hearts.
Teague: [while tapping the supernaturally glaring porch light] You afraid of burglars or you trying to attract every insect in Cuesta Verde?
Dr. Lesh: I feel like the proto-human coming out of the forest primeval and seeing the moon for the first time and throwing rocks at it.
Steve: I was trying to answer her with my mind and she couldn't hear me. Now I thought you said this Tangina Barens was an extraordinary... Tangina: [offscreen] I can. I just don't like trick answers.
