Tangina: This house is clean.
Tangina: Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light.
Dana: Are you gonna do something about this? Diane: About what? Dana: Your new gray! Diane: Oh! You don't like it. You don't think it's kinda PUNK!
Tangina: Now clear your minds. It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don't give it any help, it knows too much already.
[first lines] Carol Anne: Hello? What do you look like? Talk louder, I can't hear you! Hey, hello! Hello, I can't hear you! Five. Yes. Yes. I don't know. I don't know.
Carol Anne: [burying the canary, Carol Anne says a prayer] Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. Dana: [sarcastically] Oh brother! Carol Anne: If I shall die before I wake... Dana: [whispers to Diane] It did. Carol Anne: ...I p...
Tangina: Help me tie this around my waist. Diane: What do you think you're doing? Tangina: I'm going in after her. Diane: She won't come to you. Let me go. Tangina: You've never done this before. Diane: Neither have you. [pause] Tangina: You're right...
Steve: [shouting in Teague's face] You son of a bitch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones! Why! Why!
Carol Anne: [puts a twizzler in the Tweety's coffin] For when he's hungry. Carol Anne: [puts a picture in Tweety's coffin] For when he's lonely. Carol Anne: [puts a piece of cloth in Tweety's coffin] For when it's bedtime. [breaks down in tears in Mo...
Dr. Lesh: Would your family welcome a serious investigation of these disturbances by someone who can make firsthand observations? Steve: Look, Dr. Lesh. We don't care about the disturbances, the pounding and the flashing, the screaming, the music. We...
Robbie: I got beat up once by three kids. They took my lunch money. Maybe they got hit by a truck, and they're upstairs right now.
Diane: Sweetheart, last night, when you said "They're here'... Carol Anne: Can I take my goldfish to school? Diane: Sweetheart, do you remember last night when you woke up, and you said "They're here'? Carol Anne: Uh huh. Diane: Well, who did you mea...
Steve: Tomorrow I'm going to call someone. Diane: Like who? I looked in the Yellow Pages. "Furniture Movers" we've got; "Strange Phenomenon", there's no listing.
Diane: Ahhh... this is probably going to be seem a little strange. We hear better on this channel. Don't ask me why. Well... ah... I guess I will call her. Carol Anne. Ah... it's mommy, sweetheart. Ah, we want to talk to you. Please answer me baby. P...
Tangina: Y'all mind hanging back? You're jamming my frequency.
Steve: You know Teague, he won't take "Go to Hell" for an answer. Diane: What are you going to do? Steve: I'm gonna give him directions.
Diane: Look, I'm the one who has had to live with this freaky thing all day. It's like another side of nature, that you and I aren't qualified to understand. When you overreact, it makes what happened much too important. Steve: No one is going into t...
Dana: I'll go check the kitchen! Steve: NO! No, I'll do it! I'll check the kitchen, you check your room! Steve: Carol Anne! Dana: Carol Snne! Diane: Carol Anne! Sweetheart! Steve: DIANE! Diane: Did you find her? Steve: No, I looked everywhere! This i...