Diane: [the canary has died] Oh... Oh shit, Tweety, couldn't you have waited until a school day?
Ben Tuthill: Mosquito ever suck on you, son? Tuthills's Son: I don't know, Dad.
Robbie: Hey Mom! When it rots can we dig up the bones?
[last lines] Robbie: Faster! Faster! Steve: Don't look back!
[Steve opens the window next to the neighbor's house] Steve: We've got a good game going on here. Ben Tuthill: My kids wanna watch Mr. Rogers. Steve: I don't care what you're watching Ben, just show a little mercy with that thing! Ben Tuthill: Move y...
Steve: Whoever might complain? Teague: Nobody's complained until now.
Dr. Lesh: Hmm! Think we'll spend the night downstairs.
Carol Anne: [Her first words after being rescued] Hi, Daddy.
Tangina: Tell her to go to the light! Diane: NO!
Sam: Who the hell is this guy?
Jeff Shaw: Open up! Ahh shit!
Steve: You know we have a saying around here; "The grass grows greener on every side."
Diane: How is it? Pool Worker #1: Great, Mrs. Freeling! Diane: Okay Bluto, give me my cup. Pool Worker #1: You sure make good coffee!
Steve: Listen to me, Jeff! No, I'm not kidding! I know right, how can anybody sleep through a 6.5!
Carol Anne: I want pepperoni pizza!
Dana: Mom! I'm going to dinner with Janice and Brian. Diane: Is your room all packed up? Dana: Everything but the bed!
Teague: How's that spot for a bay window?
Steve: Get in the car, Dana.
