Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Quotes

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Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, [looks at Jack's sword] Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: But you have heard ...

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance. Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of cours...

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Will Turner: You cheated. Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Jack Sparrow: This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith? Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies. Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my wea...

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley... Ragetti: Parley? Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley. Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley". Jack Sparrow: That would ...

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Pintel: You're supposed to be dead! Jack Sparrow: Am I not?

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl. Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors. Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories co...

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Will Turner: That's not true. I am not obsessed with treasure. Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square w...

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Barbossa: For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. [steps into moonli...

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

[last lines] Jack Sparrow: Now... bring me that horizon. [humming] Jack Sparrow: "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho. [snaps compass shut]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island? Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically. Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that. [to Commodore Norrington] Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth....

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

[Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs] Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck. Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to count...

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl