Manhattan Murder Mystery Quotes

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Larry Lipton: My favorite thing in life is, you know, to look at cancelled postage.

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[Hands Hotel Day Clerk a one-dollar tip] Larry Lipton: What are you making a face for? He's the father of our country.

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Lillian House: Exercising changed my life. Larry Lipton: I prefer to atrophy.

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Paul House: Well, what do you buy a woman who has everything? Lillian House: We already own twin cemetery plots. Larry Lipton: I always think a Bentley is in good taste. Or, you could go the route I did and buy her a set of handkerchiefs. Carol Lipto...

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Larry Lipton: I forbid. I forbid you to go. I'm forbidding!... Is that what you do when I'm forbidding?

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[last lines] Carol Lipton: You were jealous of Ted. Larry Lipton: Ted, you've gotta be kidding, take away his elevator shoes and his fake suntan and his capped teeth and what do you have? Carol Lipton: You! Larry Lipton: Right, I like that!

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Carol Lipton: I don't understand why you're not more fascinated with this! I mean, we could be living next door to a murderer, Larry. Larry Lipton: New York is a melting pot! I'm used to it!

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Larry Lipton: Meanwhile, I can't get that Flying Dutchman theme out of my head. Remind me tomorrow to buy up all the Wagner records in town and rent a chainsaw.

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Carol Lipton: Helen Dubin's wrong for Ted. She's too mousey. Larry Lipton: Well, he's a little mousey. They could have their little rodent time together, they could eat cheese together...

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Larry Lipton: [to Carol] Save a little craziness for menopause!

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Larry Lipton: Don't do this! We should be asleep now in one of our many cuddling positions!

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Larry Lipton: I'm a world renowned claustrophobic.

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Marilyn: I'd like to French pastry myself to death, right now.

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Carol Lipton: Did you see this? This man in Missouri killed twelve victims, dismemebered them, and ate them. Larry Lipton: Really? Well, it's an alternative lifestyle.

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Ted: I want to celebrate. You want to go see what Larry and Carol are doing? Marcia Fox: I think they want to be alone. Ted: Oh, right. Well, uh, what about you? Do you have plans? Marcia Fox: You're taking me to dinner, right? Ted: Right, absolutely...

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Larry Lipton: C'mon, more, more! Adrenalin is leaking out of my ears!

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Carol Lipton: Look at you, you're all white. Larry Lipton: All the blood rushed to my brother!

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[first lines] Larry Lipton: C'mon, you promised to sit through the hockey game without being bored, Carol Lipton: [overlapping] I know, honey, I promised. Larry Lipton: and I'll sit through the Wagner opera with you next week. Carol Lipton: I know. L...

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